Ok, that's a bit excessive but I'm traveling (shocker) and left my nice, Mach 26 razor at home. The hotel hostess heard me and was nice enough to give me a disposable razor and some shaving cream to use. The yellow and orange, single blade razor was new to me and I figured, how could this be bad? It's only one razor?
After about seven seconds of using the world's worst razor, I'm pretty sure I need stitches. I finally have a gash on my right cheek (I've wanted one for years) but sadly, its from shaving, not a fight with a terrorist. Note to whomever is reading, never use the disposable razor. Use a knife instead ... you will have better results.
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