Thursday, 2 October 2014

Who is this Piers Morgan?

When Piers Morgan hosted a show on CNN, I generally hated his commentary and disagreed with him on almost everything.  Which is why I find the following article in the daily mail a surprise ... an article where I agree with Piers.  Couple of shocking things:

  • He makes some solid points
  • He clearly does not care for Obama - which I guess when he was it CNN he was contractually obligated to spew out love for the current administration 
  • He makes some great golf references 
It's worth a read and some additional thought about POTUS and why no one around him seems to like him anymore.  I knew he had fired a number of people, but not nearly as many as stated in the article.  


Article below:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2776592/A-slapdash-Secret-Service-isn-t-s-wrong-White-House-real-scandal-President-complacent-protecting-Americans.html

Friday, 26 September 2014

Just for Ali ... err ... retired sorority girl

Friday picture of the day

Yup, it's a bear. I'm impressed by Jeter, but I'm a Red Sox fan so I'm not going to show any pictures of his last at bat in the Bronx.  Take that Yankees fans ... here's a picture of a bear!


Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Frightening ...

I've heard from friends that work near the US / Mexico border that the fence and security is a joke.  I'm not one to push super right videos, but this one is amazing. Love how the guy dresses up as Bin Laden and wanders from Mexico to the US.



Monday, 11 August 2014

Hey Kids, I"m back ... again

After a few months of another hiatus (call it work, buying a house, dog and marriage) I'm not back into the fold of rambling.  Jed has determined that the world is too much of a disturbing place to not have a weekly / daily commentary about almost nothing or anything.

Today's topic ... Iraq and the lack of leadership.  Not the Iraqi leadership, but the embarrassing idiots that are leading our country into a third world state.  Here are some highlights: 
  1. POTUS is failing:  Obama has no idea what he is doing and even his base dislikes him.  In an opinion poll, you figure you have to take 40% out of the mix (20 far left, 20 far right) that will never like him or never dislike him.  Then you have the 60% of normal people left ... in recent opinion polls, Obama is getting 11 - 13% approval ratings on his foreign policy (see latest NBC poll ... yes NBC, not FOX) and 40% overall. Which means he is losing his base and even those on the far left don't like him.  Hilary Clinton is even distancing herself from him and its comical to watch her move at the speed of a Battleship to distance herself. 
  2. It's 1963 Part Deux:  Iraqi today is Vietnam 1963.  If you don't believe me, see what Maliki did last night and then Google Ngo Dinh Diem ... yup, he was the president of South Vietnam that was killed in a military coup in 1963 (three weeks before the Kennedy assignation). Ironic how both situations are similar and we have "peaceful" Democratic presidents. 
  3. ISIS:  we ought to mobilize everything to stop these people.  They are a blood cut that is thirsty and won't stop and until they are killed.  The fact that we are saying that we won't put troops on the ground is ridiculous and we should stop tipping our hand at what we will and won't do.  I don't want to see more troops in Iraq but who is going to stop these people? And if the Kurds fall, what's next? They will go after Israel and they will go after Iran.  Those kids have nukes and it will turn into a local civil / regional war that we will all regret. Well, a much more escalated war. 
  4. Air support: we are using fighters / bombers from above 20K feet to shoot at targets.  No close air support because ISIS has some Stingers. Frustrating ... at least we are going to send some ammo and rifles to the Pershmerga to fight back ISIS. From what I've seen, the Pershmerga are the real heroes.  
  5. Vacation time:  Obama is on vacation and sharing pictures of him sitting on calls - dude, your the president and one of the more miserable moments in history is happening and your playing golf. You can no longer blame Bush for anything and you should act presidential.  Your not an executive of some company, your the POTUS and should act like it. No one should be surprised he is dropping in opinion polls because he lacks the ability to 
Why don't we hire a mercenary army to go in and start shooting things up? That's what the Russians do. Take off the gloves ... send in people that want to get paid to shoot up bad guys.  It's not popular, but since we've announced that we "aren't going to put boots on the ground" or really use close air support, we should do something.  I'm interested to see how long POTUS will stay asleep at the wheel and continue to watch this disaster unfold.  Fingers crossed bombs from 20K feet and a few extra AKs for the Pershmerga will make a difference.  

Thursday, 12 June 2014

Can't wait for Star Wars 7

Awesome skit with Harrison Ford. 

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Friday, 23 May 2014

So long Landon ...

I understand why the Dirty German left Landon off the squad ... but I don't have to happy about it. Landon is an American Football icon and did amazing things for the national team. It's a shame he has to go out this way but we should all remember the great things he did for us ... especially in the last world cup.  Jurgen doesn't understand public opinion and he doesn't need to b/c of his massive contract that goes beyond the 2018 WC. The sad news, Team USA probably won't score a point in the Brazil and they will lose fans that won't come back.  The sport needs to do the little PR things to keep the momentum going ... cutting your national treasure is just poor form.

Anywhoo, a tribute to Landon ... I still get goosebumps watching this video ...





Sunday, 4 May 2014

Mad Men is back ...

Well, it's been back for three weeks but i'm behind. In honor of the return of Don and Roger, I give you my favorite quote from a Mad Men episode:


Thursday, 1 May 2014

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

And the world's leading murderer is ....

... mosquitoes! Just wait until MERS mutates and then we can say birds.  Interesting article / info graphic from Daily Mail (link).


Monday, 28 April 2014

The Sky Is Falling ...

Well, not literally unless you count the number of COO's and top officials at major banks that have committed suicide recently. That's right Jed fans, I'm back on the conspiracy theory kick.

The following blog (link) mentions the 12 deaths in the last 8 months and even provides details into the suicides. While they do call out that some don't seem out of the ordinary and natural causes, a few of the other deaths are just down right strange ... like the man that committed suicide by shooting himself with a nail gun 8 - 9 times.

You throw those suicides together with Matt Drudge's tweet about, "have an exit strategy" and all the sudden you have a combo conspiracy theory straight outta left field.


Since Jed likes to ramble, here are a couple of theories and ridiculous ways I was able to connect the dots or potentially create some amazing movie plots or video games:

  1. WW III Option - The bankers are committing suicide because they know that the global economy is about to collapse. (Oh and Matt Drudge's tweet could or could not be about pending financial doom - link) The Chinese real estate market will be the end of the Chinese economy which in return will cause the global markets to collapse and a run on money. People will run to go grab worthless cash, which won't be there and global chaos will ensue.  Since the majority of our military is deployed, riots will ensue and cause general chaos and a potential level of mass riot not seen since NYC in 1863.  
    1. Yeah, I think I was playing some Battlefield 4 and watching Too Big To Fail when I cam up with that theory.  Super far fetched and possible the makings of an amazing movie that's a combo of Too Big To Fail and World War Z sans Zombies. 
  2. Anarchist Option - The bankers are being killed off by members of an anarchist group tied to the 99% ... they are tried of the fat cats and slowly taking them out. 
    1. Not sure I even by this terrible theory but there's a movie with a similar premise so I guess it could happen.  The nail gun death would support this theory but honestly, I'm thinking its more global and sinister. 
  3. James Bond Option - Which leads me to the biggest / craziest theory that was born when I was watching Skyfall this weekend. Basically, a global huge terror organization is behind all of it.  They are destabilizing the economy to create a collapse and their agents will swoop in and take over governments around the world.  They are also behind major catastrophic events (Ferry sinking, MH370, Ukraine) in an attempt to further destabilize the World and take the attention off their move for global domination. People are committing suicide (or being killed) b/c they know about the plot and are aware of the deadly circumstances about to fall on the World. 
    1. Another movie plot that I think is amazing ... but others probably find highly laughable. And I'm pretty sure that if you asked my English friends, they would say, "yes, great theory. It's called American Foreign Policy and your evil mastermind is Obama." Not sure I agree b/c I hope that a global criminal mastermind would be more Javier Bardem / Mark Strong and less Obama.
So there you have it Jed fans ... a couple of completely insane options trying to connect the dots between some unrelated events. Or are they unrelated ... and is the World quickly coming to a tipping point? 



Saturday, 26 April 2014

What really happened to MH370?

Well, it' Saturday AM, it's early, the dog is up and running around and Retired Sorority Girl is nursing a hangover somewhere in Athens after a girls night at an old bar.  In other words, I'm up to early, home alone and don't have anything to do ... so instead of work, let's play the conspiracy theory game.

So what really happened to MH370 - here are is a highly fantastical theory that involves many things that aren't related:

  • Years ago, a Russian Ship disappeared near the Seychelles and that ship was carrying "precious" cargo, which was believed to be a new type of nuclear device (which sounds ludicrous but the following bullets are awful so just bare with me)
  • A few months ago, a few Navy SEALS were killed aboard the Maersk Alabama in Kenya. Rumor has it they were guarding some cargo that was picked up in the Seychelles and gave off a radioactive signal (my source is some bad reports on CNN and Sky News)
  • The two SEAL died due to a respiratory issue, heart attack and heroin.  If you read online (see lots of conspiracy blogs and some strange local newspapers) they state the SEALs were normal people and not drug addicts.  Also reports they were CIA and on a black ops mission ... either way, I've met a few SEALs and they weren't heroin addicts so therefore, I'm going to say all are that way (gotta do widespread stereotypes for fun and accuracy - and yes, mom, that's sarcasm)
  • Cargo from the Maersk was onboard MH370 ... if you read this "news outlet", from India maybe, they state that it was a nuclear device that the US capture onboard the plane - http://greatgameindia.wordpress.com/2014/03/16/mh370-mystery-suspicious-cargo-death-of-2-ex-navy-seals-aboard-mv-maersk-alabama/ 
  • Many outlets (none of the major US or British) or tabloids state that MH370 was diverted to Diego Garcia where the cargo was taken by the US government and then destroyed.  
  • Now, how the plan was diverted and who took it down is still a mystery, but I love the theory where the 20 people from the engineering firm where actually CIA operatives led by the ex-SAS New Zealand solider (guy who left his ring and watch for his wife in case he didn't make it back).  They then wore masks, changed the altitude of the plane which caused the rest of the passengers to pass out, fall into a coma and quietly die. Tons of movies have this theory and I suppose it could have happen. I kinda wish it was more like the last Batman where Bane and some others hijack the plane in mid-air from a C-130.
  • The other theory, which seems much more plausible, is that the 777 features an auto-pilot that can be leveraged from another location ... aka, remote flying. Which, sounds very James Bond, but if you research fly by wire, it is a new technology that is available on these planes.  Which is curious why Boeing is not talking ...
  • Once the cargo and passengers were in Diego Garcia, they were disposed and the plane was then broken down, tied to submarines and dumped in the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean where no one will really find it. 
  • And according to that news outlet in India, the nuclear device was recently detonated in White Sands, New Mexico ... thus ending the threat. 
  • There are a lot of reports that the GRU, Russian Intelligence, was tracking all of this and has records of the flight / our capture of it.  Oh and plus tons of great blogs that make up random things.  Some even have connect this story to the sinking of the Korean Ferry and the fight in the Ukraine. 
Tons of weird stories, but here's my thoughts b/c I'm bored and no one reads this blog so I'm safe to ramble out loud: 
  • I'm not a conspiracy theory type, but someone has this plane.  A military group (or potentially terrorist) took the plane 
  • If terrorist took it and its a test run, then why would they claim responsibility? Who's to say they, or Iran, didn't hack Boeing's fly by wire and countries like China, Russia and the US are freaking out a bit and trying to sort out the issue. 
  • And what better place to take a plane ... the only place in the world where the local air defense are a joke and the corrupt governments can be easily paid off.
  • Back to Russia ... their government hates POTUS and his puppets and if they had info that we took the plane, then they would share it.  Valdy is empire creating and would shame us as quickly as possible.  
  • Same with China ... if they had real proof we did it, then they would say the same. They have no love for POTUS and his puppets either.
So what really happened? I don't think we will know for 100 years.  This will be an Argo-esque oscar award winning movie that Ben Affleck's grand kids will produce once the files are de-classified.  


Monday, 21 April 2014

Really, Lebron James?

According to Bleacher Report, Lebron James is the most popular athlete searched in the state of Georgia. I just did a poll of 20 people and not a single one said Lebron James. I'm kinda curious of what they searched because if they searched, "Lebron Hate", "Lebron Passes out of every big shot", "Lebron Bald", "Lebron < Jordan" ... then ok, I guess he would be the most searched player.

An interesting article and I was curious to see where the first MLS player landed, but then I thought the mouse was too far away from my hand and lost interest.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2037062-here-are-the-most-searched-athletes-in-every-us-state?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national


Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

RIP Ultimate Warrior

He was by far my favorite wrestler when I was a kid. I still remember sitting in my living room watching Warrior defeat Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania V (I think it was V, I have no idea). Even in college, I watched the WWF just to watch that crazy man run around the ring and go nuts. In fact, during a surprise appearance on WWF Raw, my roommate bet me that I couldn't guess who the man was standing in the rafters in hiding ... I said, "well the ultimate warrior of course" and won all the money in his wallet.  Too bad it was only $7.

RIP Ultimate Warrior ... just know that you live on in all of my running mixes with your entrance music.


Monday, 31 March 2014

CNN wants to know ..

Anyone seen this plane? Seriously, please let CNN know ... and please tell them so they will cover something else.


Love all the conspiracy theories. I'm not saying I believe them but here are a few reasons why we might:

  • Plane disappeared in an area where local radar is really poor
  • We all know China, USA, Australia and UK have satellites in the area and the technology can read the time off my watch (but geopolitics mean we will never see that footage)
  • Both China and the US / UK have Spec Op bases in the area - covert but not enough that they haven't been portrayed in a Transformers movie or an episode of the Unit.
  • The debris is in probably the most remote, unknown place in the world. It could be on the moon and easier to access. 
  • The crew on board doesn't make sense ... lots of engineers, nuclear knowledge, some defectors from Iran and an ex-SAS solider 
  • And then there's the Marsek Alabama theory (see Captain Phillips for background).  Been confirmed that cargo from the Alabama (were two ex-NAVY SEALS were murdered for doing heroin - and family, other soldiers confirmed they weren't the drug type) was on board the flight.
  • You add points 4 and 5 together ... plus two potential Iranian defectors on board ... plus a bunch of engineers and maybe a few SAS kids and you got yourself a conspiracy theory
I'm still trying to convince people that Alf was onboard, he ate a cat, vomited and then transported the plane to a new dimension because he was embarrassed. 


And I'm back ... again ... and again

So I've quit writing a few times (dozens) and finally realized I should either put up or shut up ... so I'm going to start writing again. Let's just hope this phase lasts longer b/c I'm not sure I have any readers aside from my wife, Captain Fry and my mom.   So some quick updates: 
  • Today is MLB opening day ... greatest day of the year and super wife even sent me a giant smile balloon and candy at work to celebrate.  Of course, I've had a few rough months at the ole PR factory so the gift couldn't come at a better time. 
  • The pup is amazing ... she turns six months this week and she's simply amazing.  
  • Planning a trip to Washington DC in May and super excited.  The wife and I are excited to hit up the Nation's capital and see there government in action. So far, we have tours of the Capital, State Department and fingers crossed for the White House.
  • Non Joe Biden quote of the day, "I should have studied more in school so I wouldn't have been stuck in this situation."  
So much more to come but I leave you with a few Winston Churchill quote to think on until I'm back: 
  • “If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.”
  • "Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival."


Sunday, 9 March 2014

Fenway likes to run ... and run ... and run

A quick snipet of Fenway's daily run. We always let her go the last 20 yards and she loves it.

Oh and we think we figured out her breed ... an Aussalier - mix of an Australian Shepherd and King Charles Cavalier.


Thursday, 6 March 2014

Transformers 4!

Oh, you better believe I'll see this opening night ... sorry Retired Sorority Girl.




Wednesday, 5 March 2014

This is probably not how you win affection from Vlady ...

Hillary Clinton was at a fundraiser last night and had some choice words for Premiere Putin. Appears, she doesn't care for his action and likens him to Hitler.  I don't necessarily disagree with her, but I'd have to say that analogy may not be the best ... seeing how the Germans and the Russian's don't love each other. 

Which brings me to another point, I don't see how the negotiations between Merkel and Putin will go well. The media keeps portraying a strong partnership between the Germans and the Russians. I suppose no on asked the Germans or the Russians about their partnership because history doesn't seem to agree with that relationship.  And from personal reflection (when I lived over there), they don't like each other.

Anywhoo, some of Hillary's comments from Politico: 

"Both Saltzgaver and a second fundraiser attendee, who requested anonymity, described Clinton’s parallel between the actions of Putin and Adolf Hitler, who resettled tens of thousands of ethnic Germans in Eastern and Central Europe to Nazi Germany.

“She compared issuing Russian passports to Ukrainians with ties to Russia with early actions by Nazi Germany before Hitler began invading neighboring countries,” Saltzgaver added. “She said, however, that while that makes people nervous, there is no indication that Putin is as irrational as the instigator of World War II.”

“She talked about how what Putin is doing now is similar to what Hitler did, essentially providing these ethnic Russians in the Crimea region access back to Russia,” a second attendee told BuzzFeed. “And that it was destabilizing.”

Take a break from Ukraine rambling to bring you this Sociology experiment from ABC

Interesting video from ABC ... the comments and the reaction is pretty amazing. I've seen the video in multiple places and it is certainly sparking some unique conversations.  It's worth a watch ... and it beats the typical clips they do where a 9 year old is trying to buy meth in a Macys.



Monday, 3 March 2014

Cold War Part Deux

Looks like our boy Vlady is doing a little more than saber rattling.  I've been glued to the coverage but it looks like we are going to see the might of the Russian army in a few hours.  It's no surprise that he is going to take Crimea to protect this "forever" fleet (I think the English called their fleet something similar in the late 1700s and I believe it wasn't around forever).

The conflict will kick off and it will get ugly.  Of course, the good ole US of A of Obama has zero foreign policy and no clue what to do.  Our government's posturing is embarrassing and there's really nothing we can do. We've let Vlady do what he wants for the last 4 years and he could invade Europe and we wouldn't be able to do much.  I'd love to say that NATO will help out, but outside of the UK, there's not much might behind that NATO force.

Then again, everyone thought the Russians would breeze through Chechnya and Grozny ... that didn't turn out very well for them.




Monday, 17 February 2014

Welcome to the world ... Fenway!

Yes, that's right. We named our dog Fenway ... Finn for short.  Lots of great pictures, movies and stories to follow about this lil girl. She's not Buddye the dog, but she's pretty damn amazing. I've always talked about getting a dog and this weekend I got to experience why they are so amazing. I'm just not sure why I wanted so long to get one. Even Retired Sorority Girl (who doesn't always love my random and rare spontaneous actions) loves the lil girl and thinks Fenway was an amazing idea.

Look out for more updates and potentially a blog all about Fenway and her adventures.


Thursday, 13 February 2014

I don't have kids ... but I have cabin fever

Four days of snow ... probably the most snow and ice I've seen in Georgia.  It's been pretty amazing in a bad way.  Lucky for Retired Sorority Girl as she has spent it "stuck" in Las Vegas ... tough life for her.

A few things I've done:
- Watched every movie I own
- Worked 16 hour days (I hate it when everyone works from home)
- Sat on a year's worth of conference calls in three days -- I kinda want to reach through the phone and hurl snow balls at people
- Cooked anything I could find ... yes, I made cupcakes, cookies, pies, chili, pizza and a goulosh. I've eaten almost none of it.
- Been great b/c I"ve been so cabin fever crazy that I've spent hours in the gym
- Can't sleep because the power keeps turning off and on which means appliances keep going off and on
- Cleaned and washed every piece of clothes that we own
- Friended pretty much everyone I know on Facebook

And I won't go into any other OCD type details but I can promise you, my movie collection both off and online is now alpahtized and perfectly in order.


An stumbled upon lots of stuff on line - like this video:

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Yup, they are still Vikings

I sure hope I'm not reincarnated as a Giraffe in Denmark ... this is pretty awful. Not so much the killing of the animal, but that all the kids that are there taking pictures. Then again, these people were Vikings so I guess its what you do in early February in Copenhagen.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/09/world/europe/denmark-zoo-giraffe/index.html

   

Friday, 7 February 2014

Friday quote ... by Joe Biden

Man, I love Joe Biden ... he keeps saying the greatest thing.  Like how he called out LaGuardia the other day.  If you've ever flown through LaGuardia, you would agree with Joe 1,000%.  LGA is by far the largest, steaming dump of an airport ever created.  

"If I blindfolded someone and took them at 2 o'clock in the morning into the airport in Hong Kong and said 'where do you think you are?' They would say, 'this must be America. This is a modern airport,'" he said on Thursday. "If I took them blindfolded and took them to LaGuardia airport in New York, he would like 'I must be in some third world country.' I'm not joking."


Friday, 31 January 2014

Snowmageddenon ... what a giant cluster!

Roughly 72 hours ago, the city of Atlanta was hit by 2 - 3 inches of snow / ice and way below freezing temperatures.  As expected (and any native knows, the same thing that happened in '82, '95 and '11) the ice came and created pure gridlock. 

Chaos ensued in the commuter city and millions were left on highways and side roads.  I've heard hundreds of stories about horrid commutes, people sleeping in their cares / stores / restaurant bathrooms, etc. and I have to say that I got off easy with my 90 minute commute to go 3 miles. 

I was unlucky and due to some work commitments, I wasn't able to leave around noon with everyone else and sat in the office until 5 watching the gridlock from the warmth of our 31st floor office in midtown.  I considered staying in a hotel or even walking home, but there were no hotel rooms and I just didn't feel walking was going to be the best path across ice.  

It felt like we were watching a bad movie until we realized that at some point, we were going to have to force our way home through the carnage. And the sad part is we were laughing about how absurd everything was b/c of a few inches of snow and the lack of preparation by the city / state governments. 

After hemming and hawwing a bit, I headed out to my trusty SUV and attempted the journey home. The drive was slow but not too treacherous when driving in low gears. At one point, some ass clown decided to drive fast and pass me ... and he ended up hitting a concrete mail box head on.  I noticed that they were ok and then kept on because karma had sealed their fate. 

When I made it home, I didn't feel like it was much until I turned on the news to hear all the chaos ... and then the politicians whine on ... and on ... and on ... and on.  

Couple of observations: 
  • All of the politicians are embarrassing. Mayor Kasim Reed is blaming everyone else but he's guilty as well. There was nothing on the roads prior to the storm (I drove on them that morning and there was nothing). And Kasim's national media push to blame someone else is just brutal ... you will get your White House job under Hilary, just hide in the shadows until Obama / Hilary hook you up. 
  • The governor didn't act and is blaming meteorologists ... yeah, super doplar can only do so much. At some point, you have to just say, its going to snow ... don't goto work. 
  • The teachers, volunteers, random strangers are the big winners in the storm. So many amazing stories of people helping people. For instance, my friend Frank spent the day pulling people out of ice and driving people home ... and he thinks nothing of it. 
  • Common sense didn't prevail ... there are too many people and the transportation system is a joke on a perfect weather day.  You throw ice into the mix, and you have pure chaos. 
  • If a real disaster were to occur, we aren't going to make it. Nothing about what's happened in the last 72 hours provides any confidence in local or state government.  We already have zero confidence in the federal government so it's pretty much going to be every man for themselves. 
  • For future storms, be prepared ... be like Jed and wear boots to work and pack a blanket and some water in your car.  Better yet, throw in an overnight bag with some liquor and maybe a few gallons of gas ... just in case.  And if you are feeling really squirly, throw in some weapons and ammo ... never know when you are going to need them. 

As stormjam worsened, Reed bypassed gridlock for TV spot

As stormjam worsened, Reed bypassed gridlock for TV spot



Great read about our wonderful mayor. He's been slammed in the media all week and has been very defensive.  Hard for any of us to support him when you hear that he used much needed resources (and the emergency lane) to get to a weather channel interview.



Good to see one of our "great" and "future" leaders properly using resources so he can get some more facetime on TV.

Sunday, 26 January 2014

That's going to leave a mark ...

I was watching this live and actually stopped what I was doing when the mascot lit this poor kid up. It was like watching Chris Miller circa mid-90's for the Falcons.



Thursday, 23 January 2014

I live this on a daily basis

The beauty of my job is that I spend at least 5 - 6 hours a day on a conference call. And I say beauty with complete sarcasm because conference calls are the devil. They are painful and must rate up as one of the least favorite ways to communicate. Check out the video below ... a very entertaining portrayal of a conference call.


And the apocalypse is right around the corner ...

Earlier this week, Arcade Fire covered Devil Inside by INXS.  First off, why ... second off, I think Michael Hutchinson just rolled over in his grave because no one should cover INXS. Yeah, that's right, Jed's an INSX fan. When I was a pre-teen, my sister would drive me around and make me listen to INSX over and over again. So much so, that all of my mixed tapes from the early 90s all have GNR, Motley Crue, Metallica and INXS.  Yeah ... I'll go ahead and throw that down on the list of things to share with the therapist.


Tuesday, 14 January 2014

A must see ...

It's rare that I would ever rate a movie an A+, but Lone Survivor wins that accolade.  Go see the movie ... its amazing. One of the few movies that lives up to the book by Marcus Luttrel.  A deeply sad, proud and patriotic movie that further instills my gratitude and pride in our military / special forces.

Sadly, this movie won't win awards (shame on Hollywood) but it should win all of them. Peter Berg, Mark Wahlberg, Ben Foster, Emile Hirsch, Taylor Kitsch and Eric Bana did a phenomenal job. It definitely is the most outstanding war movie since Saving Private Ryan.

So what are you waiting for ... go see it ... now! And NEVER QUIT!


Grumpy gets a new ticker

For the last couple of month, Grumpy has been having a few heart issues.  Now, I won't go into detail because being Grumpy, he doesn't necessarily agree with anyone on the diagnosis, etc.  Anywhoo, yesterday morning, he received a pacemaker to keep his ticker going.

Highlight of Grumpy's hospital visit was my night staying with him. Every time I've been in the hospital, the room has some sort of reclining chair that acts as a mattress.  Well, the North Georgia Medical Center had a chair but I wouldn't call it a mattress chair. Let's just say it had been used a few times and the reclining feature wasn't exactly top notch.  The other good news, a nurse came into the room every hour to check in on him and felt the need to wake me up too.  I'd say it was a great bonding experience, but Grumpy was on drugs and I was just sitting in said chair.

Regardless, we both survived and lived to tell about it.  Grumpy did great in the hospital and I"m excited to see him back on the running trail and just generally being Grumpy.  Not sure what we would do without his daily grumpified POV on things.

Congrats on the new ticker, Grumpy! We are all proud of ya!


This is amazing

Pipeline Winter 2013 from Eric Sterman on Vimeo.

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

The gym + New Years Resolutions


Each January / February, I love seeing new faces at the gym because of New Years resolutions. It doesn't take too long for them to trail off and not return, but for a few months, its great people watching.

You see lots of people who have the heart to work out, but either lack the motivation or just don't know what they are doing.  Video below does a great job of exploring some of the awesome stereotypes in the gym except that they left out women.

How can you forget about the three girlfriends that put on make up / dress up to hit the treadmill and gossip loudly for 20 minutes? The girl who wants to stretch and talk on her mobile loudly? Or the chic who wants to start lifting weights with her boyfriend (who isn't paying any attention to her) and a few minutes later she's lying on the ground with something torn or a broken bone.

I can only imagine what its like at CrossFit ... do they go ahead and have an EMT on site for new injuries?

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

The latest ...

It's cold, super cold, really cold ... so cold I actually grabbed a blanket while I was watching a movie tonight.  Let's just say I'm never cold because Retired Sorority Girl actually took a picture of me with the blanket and posted it on Facebook.

After a long hiatus, I'm venturing back into the World of blogging. I'm well aware of both of you that read the blog so just consider this your own daily source of entertaining content and stupid stories.

While I'm a week late, I thought I would give some predictions for 2014.  I'd do a recap of '13, but we all know I got married, went on a few cruises and that pretty much sums up the year.

  • The Red Sox have a better chance than the Braves winning a World Series. The Cubs have almost no chance and the Yankees are spending the GDP of South America to win another one. 
  • Unless I have a massive inheritance or lottery win pending, I seriously doubt we will buy a house this year. 
  • I'm hoping to get to Europe but I'm not sure its going to happen - we have an anniversary and a 70th birthday vacation to plan for this year which may keep me from going to visit. 
  • The Captain American movie will be amazing ... it has to be. 
  • The ATF will finally contact me and I'll be able to get that SBR after all. 
  • Retired Sorority Girl and I are going to get in amazing shape ... well, our definition of incredible shape.  
So happy reading and hope you both have a wonderful New Year.  Here's to hoping for a lot to write about. 



Lone Survivor

It's rare that I get excited about a "real" movie ... in other words a movie that is based on a true story.  I do think that the studios are over-hyping the moving but I'm excited to see Lone Survivor.  I've read both of Marcus Luttrel's books as well as a few other transcripts about Operation Redwing.  

If you haven't read the book, it's a must.  A truly fascinating and sad depiction of a SEAL team and the Special Forces that died in combat during Operation Redwing. It's a sad story, but a fascinating story about teams and brotherhood.  Plus, Peter Berg directed the movie and he's a home run waiting to happen. 

In other news, we saw Anchorman 2 and while I wouldn't get it an F, I would probably give it a D+ at best. No one expected it to be amazing, but it really fails across the board.  You are better off watching all 70 Dodge commercials back-to-back ... they are much funnier. 


Bye bye BCS

Everyone has an opinion on the BCS and while I've enjoyed many of the games, I'm excited for the new playoff format.  Granted, I would prefer a division I-AA (FCS) approach, but whatever, I'll take the playoff.

Last nights game was something ... so much that I fell asleep. The highlight of the night was watching all of ESPN's BCS Megacast coverage. Normally, I hate Brent Musberger, but the new feature of multiple channels was ... amazing.  Personally, I loved the titletalk channel where I got to see Lou Holtz eat some nachos, Franklin ramble, David Pollock smart off with everyone and Tebow / Manziel create a bromance that may live on forever. Oh and I may be the only person in the country, but I would love to see Manziel go back to A&M for another year.  He's so much fun to watch on the college level that I'm selfish and want to see him come back for another year. 

So good bye BCS ... the SEC will miss you.


Monday, 6 January 2014

Motivation

Today is certainly one of those days where I"m lacking the motivation to carry through even the most simple task.  I just noticed that I have a blog post, 18 emails, 2 FB posts, a bank account transfer and an Amazon cart all open and waiting on me to approve, send, accept or close.

I guess I could blame it on the cold weather? or ... I could install bring a friend to work day? I'm saying bring a friend (or someone to talk to) because I once had a couple of co-workers that sat next to me and I got to ramble too all day about generally anything and everything. Let's be honest, they were nice people that listened to me bull shit all day ... regardless, their departure has left a void that I'm trying to fill with forced (unsuccessful, mind you) conversations on others and iTunes.

Since no one else wants to listen to me ramble, I'm going to share an iTunes song of the day:  Calling Dr. Love by Kiss.



Yeah, its cold ... but we live in an indoor world

Friend of mine was complaining about how cold it is outside and I just couldn't stop laughing at her. Granted, it is 12 and will be 5 later today, but its not like we live in an outdoor, unheated tent. Each morning, we both walk to our cars in a parking deck; then get into a seat heated car and drive to another parking deck where we walk 30 yards into a heated elevator bank. I mean it sure is cold, but I was exposed to the cold for all of 4 minutes.  Now, if I used public transportation ... ok, let's be honest, I'll never use public transportation again so no need to even finish that sentence.

Anywhoo, saw this video on YouTube about milk, bread and it made me think of my dad growing up. Anytime there was going to be snow, we had a panic about getting enough bread, milk and eggs in case the movie Day After Tomorrow actually broke out. I do remember a week with no power in 1993 that was a bit tough, but Grumpy figured out a way to create an igloo in the backyard to ensure nothing in the fridge would spoil.

Good times ...


Friday, 3 January 2014

The Alabama Loss Stings ...

... but not as much as realizing that this woman is your Mom.  I'm not sure if she's the greatest mom ever, or really embarrasing. Either way, don't mess with the Tide. They will even send their mom's after you!


Thursday, 2 January 2014

And I'm back ... it's 2014!

yeah, I know, I've been MIA but now I'm back ... and me and my ellipsis are here to stay!

Did you know that in the movie back to the future, the future was 2015? I think I'm going to go find Marty McFly ASAP ... oh and a Delorean!

Some Beatles to kick off 2014.  Happy New Year Kids ... time to make a difference this year. No clue what that means, yet ...