The Sky Is Falling ...

Well, not literally unless you count the number of COO's and top officials at major banks that have committed suicide recently. That's right Jed fans, I'm back on the conspiracy theory kick.

The following blog (link) mentions the 12 deaths in the last 8 months and even provides details into the suicides. While they do call out that some don't seem out of the ordinary and natural causes, a few of the other deaths are just down right strange ... like the man that committed suicide by shooting himself with a nail gun 8 - 9 times.

You throw those suicides together with Matt Drudge's tweet about, "have an exit strategy" and all the sudden you have a combo conspiracy theory straight outta left field.

Since Jed likes to ramble, here are a couple of theories and ridiculous ways I was able to connect the dots or potentially create some amazing movie plots or video games:

1. WW III Option - The bankers are committing suicide because they know that the global economy is about to collapse. (Oh and Matt Drudge's tweet could or could not be about pending financial doom - link) The Chinese real estate market will be the end of the Chinese economy which in return will cause the global markets to collapse and a run on money. People will run to go grab worthless cash, which won't be there and global chaos will ensue.  Since the majority of our military is deployed, riots will ensue and cause general chaos and a potential level of mass riot not seen since NYC in 1863.  
1. Yeah, I think I was playing some Battlefield 4 and watching Too Big To Fail when I cam up with that theory.  Super far fetched and possible the makings of an amazing movie that's a combo of Too Big To Fail and World War Z sans Zombies. 
2. Anarchist Option - The bankers are being killed off by members of an anarchist group tied to the 99% ... they are tried of the fat cats and slowly taking them out. 
1. Not sure I even by this terrible theory but there's a movie with a similar premise so I guess it could happen.  The nail gun death would support this theory but honestly, I'm thinking its more global and sinister. 
3. James Bond Option - Which leads me to the biggest / craziest theory that was born when I was watching Skyfall this weekend. Basically, a global huge terror organization is behind all of it.  They are destabilizing the economy to create a collapse and their agents will swoop in and take over governments around the world.  They are also behind major catastrophic events (Ferry sinking, MH370, Ukraine) in an attempt to further destabilize the World and take the attention off their move for global domination. People are committing suicide (or being killed) b/c they know about the plot and are aware of the deadly circumstances about to fall on the World. 
1. Another movie plot that I think is amazing ... but others probably find highly laughable. And I'm pretty sure that if you asked my English friends, they would say, "yes, great theory. It's called American Foreign Policy and your evil mastermind is Obama." Not sure I agree b/c I hope that a global criminal mastermind would be more Javier Bardem / Mark Strong and less Obama.

So there you have it Jed fans ... a couple of completely insane options trying to connect the dots between some unrelated events. Or are they unrelated ... and is the World quickly coming to a tipping point?